Wednesday, July 28, 2010

No way!

Apparently I've been thinking the best of people lately, which in come cases isn't the right thing to do at all.

Did you know that there are actually people out there who will commit a crime, and then proceed to recount that crime in vivid literary detail for the sake of publication? Now I'm not sure if the crime itself is an act of passion or inspiration, but these idiots actually query their stories to literary agents hoping to get published!

Dear Moron,

Your detailed confession is a waste of time. Why dont you send a copy to your local police department, they'll come for you anyway when someone actually reads what you wrote! You have an imagination for a reason, no need to kill your wife's lover for vivid detail!

Apparently this really happened somewhere in Poland.

Thumbs down.

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